Buddy Carter
U.S. House of Representatitives - GA
Introduced bill to negotiate and rename Greenland after we have already been told the negotiation isn't available. Buddy Carter is very unserious.
Week 004 Nomination
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Donald Trump
President of the United States
Trump getting shit on by Elon's kid is some high level cuckery. Are we sure Trump is in charge?
Karoline Leavitt
White House Press Secretary
Even though it is her job to be a submissive cuck for Trump, defending limiting news and free speech, while she is herself in media, is crazy. Also, the name that the United States calls a body of water doesn't mean it is internationally recognized, so it is a FACT that it is also the Gulf of Mexico and AP isn't incorrectly reporting anything.
Ted Cruz
Senator - TX
Continuing to erode relationships with our allies by validating and justifying an insane idea that has no business being persued.